Take a shot every time this guy says “Fun fact:”

I'm working on the next chapter of Seven. It will have violence.Like, bad violence. Just a warning.

Look. I did put out a warning a little bit ago that I was writing something feelsy. Well, 10K words later, it's done. And it's on its way to being posted on the site.

Please understand something about this story: I usually don't put a lot of work into what I post here. I'm here to entertain you, be a clown, be a jerk. I'm really just here to have fun. And this story? It was work. It's...not fun. At least I don't think it is.

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So when Spike eats a slice of apple pie with a scoop of sapphires...

...does that make it a la Maud?

*rimshot*

Remember that story I told you not to read, a few days ago?

It just took Third Place in the Barcast's Halloween in April 2020 contest.

Okay, guys I'm putting this warning out there for anyone who actually bothers to read my Blogs.

I've got a new story coming in the next 24 hours.

It is incredibly fetishistic, and not exactly for those who have weak stomachs or are easily offended, so if you go in expecting my normal, light-hearted comedic fare you're going to be remarkably surprised and most likely disgusted.

(I don't presume to know your kinks, I'm just sayin'...)

Otherwise, enjoy.

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I published a new story for the Barcast's Halloween in April contest.

You would be better off skipping this one.

So if I'm snarky/rude or giddy/slap-happy, I purely blame my lack of sleep last night. And the night before. And the night before that. And so on. I... am a light sleeper. If I hear-a-loud-noise/feel-something/see-a-bright-light, I will likely wake up. It also takes an hour or so of staying still to get to sleep... Blegh, it doesn't help when a certain someone I will not name decides to watch a movie/tv at normal volume.